Fight! Fight! Fight! Wild Horse Whoops An Alligator's Ass

Man, do not fuck with a wild horse. I mean, dont fuck with alligators either but in this circumstance, do not fuck with a wild horse.

We usually describe horses as being timid but if you get them going, they will drop a horse hoof on your candy ass so fast that it’ll make you alligator head spin.

Not many things can make you think, “damn. That poor dinosaur ass lizard. He was just trying to catch a few rays of Florida sunshine to warm his cold-blooded self up. Next thing you know, wild horses are coming out of the swamp and kicking his shit in. Sad. Leave him alone.”

But here we are. Poor gator. Get well soon, my good bitch.